Friday, June 1, 2007

Some finer points from my resume.

Covered self in magots and covered hand in dog shit while working as
sanitation engineer, smoked myself sick while working in dust filled
plastics factory, picked up garbage at Eaton's, picked up garbage at
Canada Packers, picked up garbage at Airport both as groomer and as
catering guy. Very good at picking up garbage. Cleaned toilets at high density, low class golf course. Cleaned and dumped airplane toilets at Greyhound, Royal and WestJet airlines. Cleaned frozen shit
off pavement and covered self in twenty gallons of piss and shit four
times, a long standing airport record. If you are looking for someone
who thrives on being covered in shit and piss, I'm your guy.

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